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06.13.2012

THE "LATE SHOW" TOP TEN - "Other White House Leaks"

 

From the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska...

 

"Other White House Leaks"

 

[As presented on the Tuesday, June 12 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN, seen weeknights (11:35 PM12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.]

 

10. Our top secret nuclear launch code is “launchcode.”

9. In addition to “kill list,” CIA issues daily memo of “Who’s hot and who’s not.”

8. Defense Secretary Leon Panetta begged President to rename Pentagon, “Panettagon.”

7. Six months ago, the United States quietly pawned the Dakotas.

6. While gardening recently, First Lady Michelle Obama dug up parts of Taft.

5. Secret ingredient in the White House chili? Cumin.

4. Hillary Clinton negotiating merger of Uruguay and Paraguay to form “Urpaguay.”

3. In the 1950s, Pentagon added a secret sixth side.

2. Joe Biden shares Vice Presidential duties with twin brother, Moe Biden.

1. “W was here” graffiti removed from every room in White House but library.

 

The LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN is a presentation of Worldwide Pants Incorporated. Barbara Gaines, Matt Roberts, Jude Brennan, Maria Pope, Eric Stangel, Justin Stangel and Rob Burnett are the executive producers.

 

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Press Contact: Kim Izzo-Emmet  212-975-3820  krizzo-emmet@cbs.com 

           

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