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THE "LATE SHOW" TOP TEN - "Signs You’re Not Ready for Swimsuit Season"


From the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska...


"Signs You’re Not Ready for Swimsuit Season"


[As presented on the Wednesday, June 20 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN, seen weeknights (11:35 PM12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.]


10. In addition to drawstrings, your bathing suit requires several support cables.

9. Your body type is “Newty.”

8. Whenever you take your shirt off, a rancher brands you.

7. The only thing you have in common with Michael Phelps is a 12,000 calorie diet.

6. Favorite swimsuit season cooling beverage: pancake batter.

5. Beachgoers complain that your body mass affects the tides.

4. People put tokens up your nose thinking you’re a bus.

3. Your body is 45% water, 55% gristle.

2. No time to get in shape while governing New Jersey.

1. You jump into a swimming pool – you break it.


The LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN is a presentation of Worldwide Pants Incorporated. Barbara Gaines, Matt Roberts, Jude Brennan, Maria Pope, Eric Stangel, Justin Stangel and Rob Burnett are the executive producers.


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Press Contact: Kim Izzo-Emmet  212-975-3820 


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Kim Izzo-Emmet