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07.26.2012

THE "LATE SHOW" TOP TEN - "Excuses of the Burger King Employee Who Stood in the Lettuce"

From the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska...

 

"Excuses of the Burger King Employee Who Stood in the Lettuce"

 

[As presented on the Wednesday, July 25 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN, seen weeknights (11:35 PM12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.]

 

10. “Someone was already standing in the pickles.”

9. “Seemed inappropriate to squat in the lettuce.”

8. “Was attempting to make four Whoppers at once.”

7. “Couldn’t find a stepladder.”

6. “I’m trying to cut back on standing in carbs.”

5. “Sometimes, to relax, I pretend I’m a crouton.”

4. “It’s the best way to get salad dressing off your shoes.”

3. “Had to cool my feet after standing in the deep fryer.”

2. “Someone needed to show the lettuce who’s boss.”

1. “Hey, don’t judge me till you’ve walked a mile in my lettuce.”

 

The LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN is a presentation of Worldwide Pants Incorporated. Barbara Gaines, Matt Roberts, Jude Brennan, Maria Pope, Eric Stangel, Justin Stangel and Rob Burnett are the executive producers.

 

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Press Contact: Kim Izzo-Emmet  212-975-3820  krizzo-emmet@cbs.com 

           

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