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THE "LATE SHOW" TOP TEN - "Things We’ve Learned About Mars"


From the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska...


"Things We’ve Learned About Mars"


[As presented on the Thursday, August 16 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN, seen weeknights (11:35 PM12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.]


10. Temperature: Minus 67° F; “Feels like” temperature: Minus 70° F.

9.  It’s completely overrun with cats.

8. Orbited by three moons – Phobos, Deimos and Shemp.

7. Everyone leaves for the summer.

6. Only half as many Kardashians.

5. Red surface is largely paprika.

4. Crops doing poorly due to several-million-year drought.

3. With reduced gravity of Mars, Gov. Chris Christie would still be morbidly obese.

2. All trails are open; all lifts are running.

1. Easier to get to than Romney’s tax returns.


The LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN is a presentation of Worldwide Pants Incorporated. Barbara Gaines, Matt Roberts, Jude Brennan, Maria Pope, Eric Stangel, Justin Stangel and Rob Burnett are the executive producers.


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