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08.23.2012

THE "LATE SHOW" TOP TEN - "Signs Your Congressman Is an Idiot"

From the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska...

 

"Signs Your Congressman Is an Idiot"

 

[As presented on the Wednesday, August 22 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN, seen weeknights (11:35 PM12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.]

 

10. His desk is a foosball table.

9. Still isn’t sure about “yea” or “nay.”

8. Keeps showing up for work at the Washington Monument.

7. Brags that he never spends his Congressional paycheck – lives off his stand-up money.

6. Represents Iowa district – campaigned all summer in Ohio.

5. Pays more than 13% in taxes.

4. Routinely holds “joint sessions” in a van parked behind the Capitol.

3. Thinks “bi-partisan” means two kinds of grated cheese.

2. Appears regularly on C-Span and on “America’s Dumbest Criminals.”

1. Often asks himself, “What would Todd Akin do?”

 

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Press Contact: Kim Izzo-Emmet  212-975-3820  krizzo-emmet@cbs.com 

           

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