THE "LATE SHOW" TOP TEN - "Reasons Your Film Wasn’t Nominated for an Academy Award"
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"Reasons Your Film Wasn’t Nominated for an Academy Award"
[As presented on the Thursday, Jan. 10 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN, seen weeknights (11:35 PM 12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.]
10. Your film stars Daniel Day-Lewis, but not that Daniel Day-Lewis.
9. It’s entitled “Life of Pie.”
8. Three-minute “movie” demonstrates safety procedures on JetBlue.
7. It’s two hours of iPhone footage inadvertently recorded in your pocket.
6. Film was released “straight-to-dumpster.”
5. It’s two hours of Donald Trump demanding to see Lincoln’s birth certificate.
4. Film was in French; subtitles also in French.
3. Tells the story of a vomiting robot.
2. Can hear crew laughing whenever anyone says “Hitchcock.”
1. Ebert gave it two middle-fingers up.
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