"Last Thing You Want Is To Wind Up With A Hump" -- The real action lies with Charlie and Alan and the slew of single mothers at one of Jake's soccer games, on a rebroadcast of TWO AND A HALF MEN, at a special time, Monday, July 26 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT), on the CBS Television Network. Andy Ackerman directed the episode from a story by Executive Producers Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn and teleplay by Eddie Gorodetsky and Jeff Abugov. (Originally broadcast 10/20/03)

Charlie, reluctantly dragged to one of Jake's soccer games after a drunken night in Vegas, lucks out when he winds up with a date with a hot mama. Meanwhile, two single moms who have just discovered that Alan is newly available hit on him -- literally.

Charlie Harper Charlie Sheen

Alan Harper     Jon Cryer
Jake Harper     Angus T. Jones

Judith Marin Hinkle
Kate Liz Vassey
Gloria Christine Dunford
Brooke Tricia O'Kelley
Bill Eric Allan Kramer

RATING: TVPG-DL

EVELYN TORTURES THE BOYS WITH HER PITY PARTY AFTER A BREAK-UP, ON A REBROADCAST OF "TWO AND A HALF MEN," ON A SPECIAL NIGHT, WEDNESDAY, JULY 28

"Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?" -- Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer up a pitiful Evelyn after her new beau dumps her, on a rebroadcast of TWO AND A HALF MEN, on a special night, Wednesday July 28 (9:30-10:00 PM, ET/PT), on the CBS Television Network. Andy Ackerman directed the episode from a story by Executive Producers Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn and teleplay by Susan Beavers and Don Foster.

Charlie re-thinks the way he treats women after he, Alan and Jake are forced to suffer through Evelyn's misery when her serious new boyfriend leaves her. Meanwhile, Charlie teaches Jake some valuable lessons about screening women's calls, but the lesson backfires when Jake reveals a little too much about what he's learned to a disapproving Alan.

Charlie Harper Charlie Sheen

Alan Harper     Jon Cryer
Jake Harper     Angus T. Jones

Evelyn Harper Holland Taylor
Tommy Palmieri Madison Mason
Olivia Krista Allen

RATING: TVPG-DL