"Signs You're Watching a Bad James Bond Movie"

[As presented on the Friday, Nov. 17 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN, seen weeknights (11:35 PM‑12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.]

10.       Asks everyone to call him "Jimbo."           

9.         The villain's private "lair" is the corner booth at Pizzeria Uno.

8.         It's set backstage at "Saturday Night Live."

7.         The Aston Martin won't start, so Bond drives a '95 Ford Focus.

6.         It's about Dr. No's more evil brother, Dr. Phil.

5.         Most impressive gadget? A clock that's also a radio.

4.         Bond's new catchphrase: "Git r done."

3.         Goodbye license to kill, hello license to inspect meat.

2.         Soundtrack by Kevin Federline

1.         Halfway into the film, James Bond is shot in the face by Dick Cheney.

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