MONDAY, MAR. 5

8:00-8:30 PM    HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER (“The Stinson Missile Crisis”)

.@Kal_Penn stars in his first role since leaving showbiz for politics on #HIMYM, Oct. 3 #KalPenn http://bit.ly/pxEGZL

9:31-10:00 PM   MIKE & MOLLY (“57 Chevy Bel Air”)

Ka-ching! $$ for the wedding? Nah! Mike wants to buy Vince’s car instead,#MikeAndMolly Mon Oct. 17 9:30pm ET/PThttp://bit.ly/pEYpQy

WEDNESDAY, MAR. 7

8:00-9:00 PM  SURVIVOR: ONE WORLD (“Bum Puzzled “)

In 24 seasons we’ve never seen this! 1 tribe makes a move that’ll go down in #Survivor history Wed, March 7 @ 8pmET/PT http://bit.ly/y8BVEw

THURSDAY, MAR. 8

8:00-8:31 PM  THE BIG BANG THEORY (“The Weekend Vortex”)

The guys plan 48hr gaming marathon. Oh yeah, it’s on like Alderaan! New #BigBangTheory, 3/8 @8pm http://bit.ly/xyu15x

9:00-10:00 PM PERSON OF INTEREST (“Baby Blue”)

Reese&Finch redefine “overprotective parenting” w/their POI, a 6-month-old baby. New #PersonOfInterest, 3/8 @9pmET/PT http://bit.ly/zUDkgo

10:00-11:00 PM THE MENTALIST (“Cheap Burgundy”)

Does Darcy ask 4 Jane’s help because she wants 2 probe him 4 info about Red John?#theMentalist 3/8 10pmET/PT http://bit.ly/ysZNy9

FRIDAY, MAR. 9

8:00-9:00 PM  UNDERCOVER BOSS (“Oriental Trading Company”)

The party comes to a sudden halt for the Boss of Oriental Trading Company, on @UndercoverBoss_CBS on 3/9 8pmET/PT http://bit.ly/wFEk2J

9:00-10:00 PM THE MENTALIST (“Ruddy Cheeks”)

Jane wants 2 know who would kill a terminally ill man. Find out on #theMentalist 3/9 9pmET/PT http://bit.ly/w0Yg2v

10:00-11:00 PM BLUE BLOODS (“Reagan v. Reagan”)

Reagan V. Reagan on trial – who will come out on top? New @BlueBloods_CBS, Fri 3/9, 10 pm ET/PThttp://bit.ly/yCqvXZ

SUNDAY, MAR. 11

8:00-9:00 PM  THE AMAZING RACE (“Taste Your Salami” [Turin, Italy])

Beheading, backtracking and breakdowns, oh my! #AmazingRace Sunday, March 11 8pmET/PT http://bit.ly/wE4a4B

9:00-10:00 PM THE GOOD WIFE (“Long Way Home”)

Is there a Colin Sweeney Jr? Find out when Morena Baccarin & Bebe Neuwirth guest star on#TheGoodWife 3/11 9pm ET/PT http://bit.ly/xlw0aH

10:00-11:00 PM CSI: MIAMI (“Rest In Pieces”)

Raquel Welch goes toe-to-toe w/ Horatio! Who wears the shades better? 3/11 10pm ET/PT#CSIMiami http://bit.ly/wGSBzT