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Monday May 21, 2012
8:00pm
How I Met Your Mother

"The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"

Katie Holmes guest stars.

(HD, TV14-DL)

Ted finally meets his mystery girl in the Slutty Pumpkin costume. Meanwhile, Barney learns he is part Canadian, and Lily has pregnancy brain, on HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, Monday, May 21 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Katie Holmes guest stars as Naomi, the Slutty Pumpkin. (Originally broadcast 10/31/11.)

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8:30pm
2 Broke Girls

"And the Kosher Cupcakes"

(TV14-DL)

“And The Kosher Cupcakes” – Max tries to pass off her cupcakes as kosher when she and Caroline serve them at a boy’s Bar Mitzvah, on a rebroadcast of 2 BROKE GIRLS, Monday, May 21 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Jennifer Coolidge returns as Sophie, the girls’ upstairs neighbor. (Originally broadcast 2/20/12.)

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9:00pm
Two and a Half Men

"Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy"

(TV14-LS)

Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine’s Day, on a rebroadcast of TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, May 21 (9:00-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 2/13/12.)

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9:30pm
Mike & Molly

"Mike Cheats"

(HD, TV14-DL)

"Mike Cheats" — Mike starts cheating on his diet as Thanksgiving Day approaches, but attempts to hide it from Molly, on a rebroadcast of MIKE & MOLLY, Monday, May 21 (9:31-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Guest star Holly Robinson Peete returns as Christina, Carl’s new girlfriend. (Originally broadcast 11/21/11.)

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10:00pm
CLASH OF THE COMMERCIALS: USA VS. THE WORLD

"Clash of the Commercials"

(HD)

Voting is now open for CLASH OF THE COMMERCIALS: USA VS. THE WORLD, hosted from Las Vegas by legendary supermodel Heidi Klum, and "The Insider's" co-host Kevin Frazier, and is an interactive countdown special pitting the 10 best international commercials ever against the 10 best from the United States. The special, during which viewers will be able to vote LIVE for the winner, will be broadcast Monday, May 21 (10:00 PM-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

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Tuesday May 22, 2012
8:00pm
NCIS: Los Angeles

"Greed"

(HD, TV14-LV)

When a Navy ID is found on a dead body tied to a hazardous material smuggling case, NCIS is granted permission to investigate in Mexico and asked to help locate the missing materials, on NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Tuesday, May 22, 2012 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 11/08/11.)

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9:00pm
NCIS

"Engaged (Part 1)"

(HD, TVPG-LV)

“Engaged (Part I)” – The NCIS team uncovers a discrepancy with DNA remains when investigating the crash of a military plane that had been transporting caskets, on a rebroadcast of NCIS, Tuesday, May 22. (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 11/08/11.)

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10:00pm
NCIS

"Engaged (Part 2)"

(HD, TV14-LV)

As the NCIS team continues its search for a missing Marine, Gibbs and Ziva travel to her last known whereabouts in Afghanistan. Meanwhile, Tony reveals his deepest fears and Gibbs is forced to relive events from his past, on NCIS, Tuesday, May. 22 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 11/15/11.)

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Wednesday May 23, 2012
8:00pm
The Big Bang Theory

"The Ornithophobia Diffusion"

(HD, TVPG-DL)

Leonard and Penny try hanging out alone, and Sheldon must overcome his fear of birds, on THE BIG BANG THEORY, Wednesday, May 23 (8:00 - 8:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 11/10/11.)

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8:30pm
Two and a Half Men

"Not in My Mouth"

(TV14-DL)

"Not In My Mouth!" — Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Wednesday, May 23 (9:00-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 02/20/12.)

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9:00pm
Criminal Minds

"True Genius"

(HD, TV14-V)

“True Genius” – A series of murders in San Francisco bearing the tell-tale signs of the infamous Zodiac Killer have the BAU wondering if the notorious serial killer has returned. Also, Reid ponders if he should be doing more with his genius abilities, on CRIMINAL MINDS, Wednesday, May 23 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Best-selling crime novelist Patricia Cornwell guest stars as herself, as a guest at a violent crime seminar attended by Reid and Prentiss. (Originally broadcast 01/18/12.)

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10:00pm
Criminal Minds

"Unknown Subject"

150th Episode!

(HD, TV14-LV)

“Unknown Subject” – The BAU team searches for a serial rapist in Houston known as “The Piano Man” who has resurfaced and is assaulting his previous victims. Also, Prentiss tries to come to terms with her trauma from last year and with rejoining the team, on the 150th episode of CRIMINAL MINDS, Wednesday, May 23 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Guest stars include Jay Karnes (“The Shield,” “Sons of Anarchy”) as pianist Hamilton Bartholomew, Dina Meyer (“Starship Troopers”) as waitress and Piano Man victim Regina Lampert, and Penny Peyser (“Crazy Like a Fox,” “Knots Landing”) as Prentiss’ therapist Dr. Linda Merrill. (Originally broadcast 01/25/12.)

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Thursday May 24, 2012
8:00pm
The Big Bang Theory

"The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition"

(TVPG-L)

“The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition” – Sheldon considers taking his relationship with Amy to the next level when Stuart from the comic book store asks her out on a date, on THE BIG BANG THEORY, Thursday, May. 24 (8:00 - 8:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 11/17/11.)

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8:30pm
Rules of Engagement

"Audrey Is Dumb"

(HD, TVPG-DL)

Audrey’s throat surgery makes her unable to speak, much to Jeff’s delight. Meanwhile, Russell tells Timmy the only way that he will get a raise is if he does Russell’s dirty work and fires someone, on RULES OF ENGAGEMENT, Thursday, May. 24 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 11/3/11.)

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9:00pm
Person of Interest

"Legacy"

(HD, TV14-LV)

“Legacy” – When Carter finally comes face-to-face with Reese, he urges her to join forces to help with their latest POI, a scrappy young woman from the wrong side of the tracks who turned her life around and became a lawyer, on PERSON OF INTEREST, Thursday, May. 24 (9:00 – 10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 1/19/12.)

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10:00pm
The Mentalist

"Where in the World is Carmine O'Brien"

(HD, TV14-LV)

When the CBI team travels to a resort town to find out who murdered a police chief, Lisbon crosses paths with her brother Tommy, now a bounty hunter, who’s tracking a bail jumper, on THE MENTALIST, Thursday, May. 24 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Henry Thomas (“ET: The Extra-Terrestrial”) guest stars as Tommy, Lisbon’s younger brother. (Originally broadcast 10/27/11.)

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Friday May 25, 2012
8:00pm
Undercover Boss

"Nascar"

(HD, TVPG-L)

"NASCAR" — Steve Phelps, Senior Vice President and Chief Marketing Officer for NASCAR, the sanctioning body for the #1 spectator sport in the U.S., goes undercover with one of the sport's pit crews, where he participates in an exhausting training session and struggles to keep pace working alongside a ground's crew preparing for one of NASCAR's biggest races at the famed Daytona International Speedway, on a rebroadcast of UNDERCOVER BOSS, Friday, May 25 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 10/24/10.)

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9:00pm
CSI: NY

"Air Apparent"

(HD, TV14-LV)

The CSIs investigate when the recently paroled brother of a young basketball prodigy is implicated in a murder, on "CSI: NY," Friday, May. 25 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Kathleen Munroe returns as Flack’s sister, Samantha. Justin Bruening guest stars as Hank, the murder suspect. (Originally broadcast 10/21/11.)

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10:00pm
Blue Bloods

"Lonely Hearts Club"

Fred Weller guest stars.

(HD, TV14-DLSV)

"Lonely Hearts Club" — Jackie goes undercover as an escort when she and Danny track down a serial killer who is murdering prostitutes in hotel rooms. Meanwhile, Erin meets a potential suitor at an art gallery who shares her interests, on a rebroadcast of BLUE BLOODS, Friday, May 25 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Fred Weller ("In Plain Sight") guest stars as Jacob Krystal, Erin’s suitor. (Originally broadcast 11/11/11.)

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Saturday May 26, 2012
8:00pm
How to Be a Gentleman

"How to Share a Relationship"

(All New!, HD, TVPG-L)

"How To Share A Relationship" — Andrew and Bert each have their own relationship with the same woman, but Andrew starts to feel short-changed that she spends every night in Bert’s room, on HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN, Saturday, May. 26 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

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8:30pm
How to Be a Gentleman

"How to Be Draft Andrew"

(All New!, HD, TVPG-L)

"How To Be Draft Andrew" — When Bert sends out angry emails that Andrew drafted but never sent, Andrew scrambles to make things right with the recipients. Meanwhile, Andrew turns the tables on Bert and forces him to stop filing away his emotions when his judgmental father shows up, on HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN, Saturday, May 26 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

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9:00pm
NYC 22

"Pilot"

(HD, TV14-LSV)

“Pilot” — Field Training Officer Daniel “Yoda” Dean supervises six rookie cops as they navigate through their first day at upper Manhattan’s 22nd Precinct, on the series premiere of NYC 22, Saturday, May 26 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 4/15/12.)

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Sunday May 27, 2012
7:00pm
8:00pm
Blue Bloods

"Dedication"

(HD, TV14-LV)

"Dedication" — When an assassination attempt is made on Frank's life, Danny goes on a hunt to track down the shooter and find out if the attack was random or by someone with a vendetta against the Commissioner, on a rebroadcast of BLUE BLOODS, on a special night and time, Sunday, May 27 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 2/18/11.)

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9:00pm
The Good Wife

"Get A Room"

(HD, TV14-DL)

“Get A Room” – Alicia and Will go toe-to-toe with his ex during a court-ordered mediation, while Eli and Diane clash over the best way to handle a dairy company’s PR disaster, on “THE GOOD WIFE,” Sunday, May. 27 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Lisa Edelstein (“House”) guest stars as Celeste Serrano, Will’s ex and opposing council. (Originally broadcast 10/9/11.)

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10:00pm
NYC 22

"Self Cleaning Oven"

(All New!, HD, TV14-LV)

“Self Cleaning Oven” — Yoda recalls his days as a rookie when a drug lord from the 1980s is paroled and seeks revenge on those responsible for his arrest. Also, Tonya and Kenny raid a brothel, while Ahmad and White House help a charismatic hustler who is being chased by a loan shark, on NYC 22, Sunday, May 27 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

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